Maybe this is why Cole is sleeping on the kitchen floor...

A moose is asleep. He is dreaming of moose drinks.

A goose is asleep. He is dreaming of goose drinks.

That's well and good when a moose dreams of moose juice.

And nothing goes wrong when a goose dreams of goose juice.

But it isn't too good when a moose and a goose start dreaming they're drinking the other one's juice.

Moose juice, not goose juice, is juice for a moose. And goose juice, not moose juice, is juice for a goose.

So, when moose gets a mouthful of juices of goose's, they always fall out of their beds screaming screams

SO...

I'm warning you now! Never drink in your dreams.

If that was the last thing I heard before I fell asleep, I might be disoriented also and think the kitchen floor looked like a nice place to sleep.