C: Mom, what are they doing?
A: Hand fishing
C: They are supposed to use fishing poles! Mom, when I am 20 plus 1 years older I am gonna catch fish like this (slaps hands together)
In the car this morning:
C: Mom where do zombies come from?
A: You have to be bit by a zombie to become a zombie
C: Do zombies come from Africa?
A: No
C: Oh. I want to kill a zombie so I can eat him.
A: I don't think a zombie is going to taste very good.
C: why?
A: Because he is already dead and rotting and he probably has maggots.
C: Would salt help?
A: probably not.
C: How about sugar?
Look at what I did mommy! These are my happy faces. I wanted to surprise you!
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